Welcome to the official web site of Brian Michael Hansen, an actor/comedian residing in New Jersey.

I’m in transition from being married to being married with children.  (Okay, we only had ONE child, but this early on, she might as well be four people that all poop their pants.  So.  Much.  Poop.)  All this is to say that I’m not currently pursuing acting opportunities, but will resume that part of life just as soon as humanly possible.

Also, I WILL be doing stand-up.  SOON.  Not like tomorrow SOON, but SOON.  (Spoiler alert:  when I finish the set, I will be cold, and some lucky audience member will walk out the door with my pants.)